Aries: Now that You feel sassified from which ever role you play. The Friends with Benefits Skills are Helping you be productive no matter if you are making Gel Babies or looking to be bred. Jacking off alone is clearly not as much fun as having an extra set of orifices. Now that Fall is cuming it is now time to make room for more fun.

Taurus: Just remember, if you are having sloppy sex cause your lit from parting, now you must pay attention more to details or even take notes and post them up. You might forget an address, a number to a phone number, even a zip code! That popping bussy will run off to some other daddy if you keep bugging for the same info that was given. Shout out to Sheila from Accounting you have more doors opening than closing, keep what one you want open, the end of the month will thank you later.

Gemini: This month is all about the randomness of life! Adapt to whatever Cock or Cake you are attracting; the pheromones are changing Like the seasons. Don’t get crabs just because you were thirsty. Still have caution and use a nostalgic type of process of elimination to stalk that DILF you been eyeing or that location of sexiest shit you ever encountered. You might hook up again!

Cancer: Life seems to make you have patience even when you are trying to get off but you’re having this communication barrier that you must get over first to keep that Trick List going. If you are fucking someone that is close or near your birthday do not share an orgy! Worry more about getting him off than having things perfect. Scat is never perfect timing when you need it.  To Trixie Deluxxe my favorite Cancer! It is about keeping the same schedule and only making changes before midmonth.

Leo: Time to kick the dust off that bussy, let out that donkey dick to play and use that manscaped ball toner! Hang that basket high in a jockstrap. Show those goodies and what your best assets are. You need to show yourself what you love about yourself or things that make you have a Raging Boner.  Age is just a number, and you have purpose if you put yourself out there. No time like the present and sharing is caring!

Virgo: Nobody likes a know it all while nutting.  Texting could have a double meaning that you never knew existed.  Sex could feel like community service. You could be more than the giver than receiver to keep that hung twink that surprises you with them inches. You require more Personal Orgasmic Energy, and your love meter is about to run high.

Libra: There is a difference between being spicey and salty. Know what flavor works with you at the right time with the company you seek. Be salty when you’re not sucking dick will only fuck with the flavor. Be spicey and sassy when it is not needed, and you be the first betch with blue balls. Know your balance and what you are capable of.  You do not want to be served with a check that only a body can cash.

Scorpio: Daddies not all of us youngins like it ruff n tuff.  Sometimes you got to Rim for a while before you stick it in. Know your Partner in Crime this month.  Having an emotional approach to your sex fetishes will score more than just points to be used later. You do not want to be stuck with a Queer Bait Rebate or a Coochie Coupon.

Sagittarius:  Are you the Condom Queen? Have extra Condoms from Pride or store them now? On Prep and you use less of them? Just cause the Bear Back is enticing to that schlong doesn’t mean to throw them out, donate them if they are not expired. Sexual Conversations could get misunderstood and problematic for that ass later this month.

Capricorn: Someone might Sexually Serve you, like a Dance Off, but it’s a Whore Off! Nothing is worse than being competition to some good crazy dick. You’re being challenged and you need to win. Play dirty or whatever is needed to get the job done first.

Aquarius: You are role playing and that means no needs to throw sexual discipline at your man, boy or pup. Times are so upbeat for you with new back doors opening and some legs closing. Even your heart on is in the mix, serving you soup.  Let your true nature unfold before others, this puts you more in the spotlight.

Pisces: This month is all about Go with the Flow and Blow. Even if he cannot suck dick for his life, then stick it in his ass. Stuck in a 2 top situation, then do a 69. End up with two bottoms, then play with each other with toys or if you are versatile then you get it under control. Do not make things complicated or you are stuck in situations!