May 2023 Planetary influences for the Zodiac  & Horoscopes 

Highlighted World Devastation Days:   4^th,  7^th, 12^th, 17^th, 20^th, 23rd, 26^th,28^th, 31^st,

 Pluto Retrograde on the First gives us all a new state to not panic. Even tho Most of the Emotional sides of the zodiac are in a code red.  This retrograde is kinda stirring the pot so to speak with most signs. Aries Has alot of new things coming to them and new doors will be opening despite this retrograde. Cancer you need to get a hold of your self big time and see what is really need your attention.  Aquarius you need to start planning your future and things you want to do make the biggest list ever. Taurus know that your frustrated and that it takes time to get past this. Your just getting your energy late this month. Gemini you have so much going on and your trying things you outside your normal. Those that are not must be late Gemini sub signs.  Leo your having blasts from the past and  try living in the times vs long ago. Capricorn  you need to not judge a book by it’s cover. Your being tested on your Humanitarian Heart Energy. The rewards are better then you expected. Pisces your having the worst time and the most crabby, those that are having a good time are so your opposite in Sun – Soul Energy. Virgo work and pleasure can bite you in the ass. keep things simple or you might fuck it up. Libra you have the overflow of all the tension of the zodiac good luck. but your maintain things well. Scorpio, we are expecting so much better from you at this time, but your kinda in a fog and your in a Magic bubble of some sort. find your way back to us. or this is your new normal. Sagittarius you got to find your happy place to recover from this.

Venus in Cancer on the seventh of this month brings everyone some new work agendas and new fresh starts in a new direction. Use this Venus  energy to help in all relationship by exploring your heart.

Mercury direct on the fourteenth is going to be such an energy shift. make  sure you save some coin to celebrate this time. most of the zodiac needs this party.

Mars in Leo on the twentieth brings self love and gratifications of all sorts. This is  now a good time to pamper your loved ones and hanging out with the bestie that lives far or you don’t see often.

Aries: Make that busy bussy pop! You find yourself dealing with asses and what ones are important to you. Avoid being the victim, instead be the penetrator.  Avoid conflicts by not batting for any team. The more you be you the better it goes.

Taurus: Life is so Serious around you, Jump into some fun get a ways despite the weather may be. The left over magic of Spring is making your brown eyes pucker.  Sometimes slow and steady is better than rough and smut. But if you can combine them then you got something.

Gemini: You have that mind on overload. The Snacks that await to sit on you are so tempting. You might create a list. This is not no bucket list. This is a To Do List! Motivate yourself to do better and you will. Finish with a good note vs having blueballs.

Cancer: Work Family might help you with that Raging Clue that has been on your mind.  Don’t Slow down when times seem to a bit to complicated. Long- and Short-term relationships are like glitter. Everywhere and hard to get rid of.  Stick to what both heads say.

Leo: That bad taste needs a tune up. Use pride and the colors to help you.  Keep Calling Cards the same. The Thrill of getting caught in the moment is so hot. Is it worth it?  Jog in the rain? Yes do things you wouldn’t think of. The outcomes are so rewarding.

Virgo: Self Love is One thing to focus on to help with the outside world. Confine in those who undo your pants. Go outside of that and it will be a hot mess. This would be a great time to book a Gay Cruise to relax and have a FuckFest with Besties!  

Libra:  Save Coin now for Pride later.  Be the Sugar Daddy/Baby that you need to be. It will be so worth it in the long run.  Save even longer and travel to a different state.  People will travel for just sex. Look at how Grindr has evolved in normalcy.

Scorpio: How things were in the past is not how things are now.  Beef up, Let the body hair go, or do something new like a tattoo. A Pity fuck is just as important as breakup sex. Time to work on improvements on your social life with the 3 Kings of Happiness, SmokeKing, DrinKing & FucKing!

Sagittarius: You may not be the biggest, smartest, hung, affectionate or the have all the money but you got that charm with the personality. There is always some one better just like there is always some one who is worse. You see what your look for.

Capricorn: Time for all Pool & Boat Daddies to come out of retirement. Show the younger generations how we did it and still do. Time for the younger generations to show they can keep up.  To all in the in between, It is your job to stock the ice and keep everyone full and entertained.

Aquarius: Your Feeling Like your not giving it your all, but you are.  Life is like Cock Blocking you.  Make a difference in someone’s life that deserves it. Spending it on a gamble is ability to lose.  Watch out for hidden messages life will tell you to be safer.

Pisces: Remember your mom today. Make the best of any situation. The turn out to anything social would be better than you expected. Buy a new toy or go shopping. You will find a smiling face in one of the stores. Have mom Pimp you out.

World Devastation Days:

4th @ 11:12 am & 1:40 pm    7th @2:12 am     8th @ 2:22 pm     12th @ 6:12 am     17th @ 9 am & 9:11 pm     

20th @ 2:58 pm      21st @ 6:12 pm      23rd @ 1:13 am    24th @ 2:13 pm     26th 2:38am    

28th @ 6:46 pm 31st @ 8:02 pm