Normal General March 2023 Horoscopes

Aries ♈︎ Most of you this is your solar new year and you have alot of energy flowing around. like new moon, the full mooon and also the Mars entering Cancer on the 25th, harness energy this month and do what you can. You might be surprised on how much you can get done, even more with help.

Taurus ♉︎ Venus in Pisces on the 16th brings alot of personal energy around you. This month is all about things that could go wrong if you choose to walk the other way. You have many choices still if you ponder them. Personalization is the best gift you can give your self. The end of the month when the moon is in Gemini your not able to swing back as well. This is a good time to had saved money to the side.

Gemini ♊︎ Keep it gathered up until the end of the month cause shit is just guna test your patience. The Moon lets the energy come once around in the start and also near the end. Whatever you couldnt do at first save to do at the end of the month. Mercury resets in aries on the 19th, This master reset is for you to do long term goals.

Cancer ♋︎ The begining and the end of the month seems to be in your favor. Watch in the middle of the month when Venus goes into Taurus. Be more loving and social to overcome distance between people. Money might be tight or something challenging might surface.

Leo ♌︎ As the Sun enters Aries on the 20th also the Moon is in Pisces your Secrets and Dreams will take you anywhere but you have to let go too. This St. Patrick’s Day is in Favor of your work and money, use the energy to work for you. The New Moon brings out your personality more. Try to tap into the energy and use it for you.

Virgo ♍︎ The full moon is a sign of the ending of your rewarding days. This month has some challenging days around the new moon, just pay more attention to things around you. Sometimes we over look things or forget something or some one. St. patricks day should be something to remember if you are social enough to bring it.

Libra ♎︎ The Full Moon Energy on the 7th brings you so much work related energy. Focus on the Good and get through the month. Not alot going on but there is always other side projects to consider. All agreements should be done before the end of the month, try not to linger anything around.

Scorpio ♏︎ You should plan your St. Patrick’s Day plans on the 10th to the 13th. This weekend is packed with useful energy with the power of the moon. the 23rd with Pluto in Aquarius it brings all sorts of energy to you. Use this energy its like the new normal is comming. I wouldnt travel to far for the holiday, stay local if you can. This weather mite make you daydream or get that spring fever.

Sagittarius ♐︎ St. Patrick’s Day is not in favor for work related issues that come up this month. Try to keep things as normal as possible. Plan anything in this holiday week. You will thank me later. The 25th might bring in some drama, try to reflect that shit by standing your ground.

Capricorn ♑︎ St. Patrick’s Day is kinda put into your rewarding days. Be the social event or be around others and Love has no boundries. the full moon on the 7th is on the Scorpio moon. sex might be on the mind. What a waste of energy to spent by yourself. On the 25th Mars will enter Cancer, this might put outsome desires or fantasies.

Aquarius ♒︎ The 18th until the new moon should be eventful. if your at home doing nothing, you only have your self to blame. your have to change your own future. Sometimes the changes you seek have to start with you.saturn in Pisces gives you some money energy around you. You must make this month better then its normal outcome. Be more part of things then discarding what could be. With pluto entering your sign on the 23rd and after the new moon, this aspect will start changes in relationships of all kinds.

Pisces ♓︎ Mercury goes into Pisces on the 2nd, Saturn in Pisces with the full moon, and the moon is Pisces on the 19th is just screaming for attention. Your moon in Pisces ends on the New moon. Fallow your heart on serious issues. Things that are dealt with will come back around untill you have dealt with what you needed to.

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Whore-O-Scopes

Aries ♈︎ Is the cold weather still lingering and giving you blue balls? You need a boy toy to keep you warm at night and a houseboy to keep everything hard and in working order. These winter days are no joke. This is a good time to explore things you never done.

Taurus ♉︎ Time to taste the rainbow with the luck of the Irish! There is a reason why we say “I got lucky!” When we had sex. Make your social calendar fully open like you legs. Maybe its time to install Grindr again in your phone. It is completely normal.

Gemini ♊︎ Gingers, Bears and Twinks oh my! Time to get a hair cut and strut your stuff. Keep it real and your attract more then just a few Otters. You could be on fire, just make sure its not Gonorrhea because there is a cream I think for that.

Cancer ♋︎ Fallow your heart over your mind, Be more Versatile cause the world has enough bottoms in it. I remember when the term Bearded Betchez ment you were a bottom and you had a beard. Now a days it doesnt matter. Just like last name basis with people your only guna see once, unless he is over 8 inches then add them to contacts.

Leo ♌︎ This month will make you prolly drink more then any other. Make sure you see there face before you start drinking so that its only makes them even more interesting in the long run. You can be one pinching people for not wearing green at parties.

Virgo ♍︎ Try mixing work with pleasure to make a new trick this month by keep things tight. When all hell breaks loose keep things even more tight. Nobody likes something that is loose cause its not delicious and we forget about it after time.

Libra ♎︎ You might have to be that friend that needs you to be that Brah.. wink wink. Brojobs exist in the world just gota find the right guy. You know how to make eye contact and gaze into them eyes to know how to manipulate this one.

Scorpio ♏︎ Try to watch what you drink in social public settings, You never can fully trust a stranger these days, but some of you will lift your legs for a stranger after 2 long islands? There is a time to be serious and there is the heat of the moment to be safe.

Sagittarius ♐︎ Roadtrips with a special some one can be the heat you need to keep warm at night these days. Spoon it, Fork it, Spank it, lick it, and rub one down, this month is about that recreational sex energy use it to get that bussy started.

Capricorn ♑︎ You will feel like your last one to cum at a party but it is all good. Even the little guys still know how to work it if they use it. It is about keeping the Journey of life going. No rules, you make them up as you go. Do you.

Aquarius ♒︎ Being around your friends is the best remedy for being alone. It is a Gay Fact that we meet our future husbands by introducing our exes to help our single friends. It is like Community Service or something.

Pisces ♓︎ Do you have a dirty little secret? This might be that time to do that 3 way or the leap of faith you need to go to the next level. Trust yourself when your ready the signs will be around you if you pay attention to it.